THE 23RD PSALM FOR BASS PLAYERS

[darth_vasya]

THE LORD IS MY DRUMMER, I SHALL NOT RUSH,
HE MAKETH ME TO LAY OUT IN TASTEFUL PLACES,
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE COOL METER CHANGES,
HE RESTORETH MY 'ONE',

YEAH, MAN, THO I READ THRU THE TRICKIEST CHARTS, I WILL FEAR NO TRAIN WRECKS,
FOR YOU ARE WITH IT,
YOUR RIDE AND YOUR SNARE, THEY COMFORT ME,

YOU SETTETH UP A SOLO FOR ME,
IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE GUITARISTS,
YOU ANNOINTETH MY LINES WITH DRIVE,
MY GROOVE OVERFLOWS,

SURELY GOOD FEEL AND SWING WILL FOLLOW ME, THRU ALL THE TUNES OF THE SET,
AND I WILL DWELL IN THE POCKET,
THE WHOLE GIG LONG.
AMEN.